“I am an adjunct unit sent to planet Earth on behalf of Infinity Entertainment Conglomerate and the Unified Confederation of Systems to demand that you hereby immediately cease and desist all use of the title Miss Universe in relation to any pageant or other merit-based competition. However, in the spirit of cooperation, you are invited to enter one contestant into the real Miss Universe Pageant to be held in the Moonphase Amphitheater on planet Infinity One in forty-five days’ time.”   Karly Matthews had memorized the Message the first time she heard it played a week earlier on the news. Her father had ensured that she and her sister Beth grew up properly schooled in the science fiction classics: Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars and Karly had often entertained the notion that perhaps her work in genetics would somehow extend her family’s life long enough to actually witness contact with alien intelligence. And here she was, alive to hear Earth’s first communication from another intelligent civilization - an invitation to a beauty pageant.