Books: My thoughts about Merry Little Vengeance by Joan De La Haye
If you are tired of the usual "candy canes and mistletoe" holiday fluff, then you have come to the right place! Today I’m sharing my review of Merry Little Vengeance, a short Christmas story that I picked up on Amazon, and let me tell you—it was an absolute five-star hit for me.
Forget wrapping presents; our protagonist is more likely to be wrapping bodies! Stick around to find out why I’m now officially on a mission to find everything else this author has ever written!
The book synopsis for Merry Little Vengeance by Joan De La Haye
Most people unwrap presents at Christmas—I’m busy wrapping bodies.
This year, though, my usual routine got personal. Going home for the holidays wasn’t exactly my choice, but when you’re a hitwoman with a complicated family and a past that refuses to stay buried, things tend to get... eventful.
Let’s just say some skeletons should stay buried; others demand justice. And me? I deliver it.
If you’re into thrillers spiked with snark, a touch of holiday mayhem, and a heroine who’s equal parts ruthless and relatable, Merry Little Vengeance will make your season bright—just not for those who prefer their holidays warm and fuzzy.
Discussing Merry Little Vengeance by Joan De La Haye
My Review Summary:
Key Takeaways from the video:
A Solid Five-Star Read: This book absolutely ticked all the boxes for me. It’s a short, Christmas-themed story, but it’s a far cry from your usual festive fluff.
The Ultimate "Anti-Heroine": I loved the main character. She’s a badass, ruthless hitwoman who spends her Christmas wrapping bodies instead of presents. She is exactly the kind of "grey" character I adore—relatable yet totally lethal.
Festive Snark and Thrills: If you’re tired of sugary holiday romances, this is perfect. It’s got a brilliant snarky comedy element and a thriller vibe that makes it stand out from the crowd.
Left Me Wanting More: Because it was so short, I’m now desperately hunting for full-length novels by this author. I’d love to see this character in a long-running series; she has so much depth.
Recommendations Wanted: I really enjoyed this specific niche. If you know of any other books that mix Christmas settings with hitmen and dark humour, please do let me know!
Quotes from Merry Little Vengeance by Joan De La Haye
I have a rule or a code: no matter how annoying the kid is or how stupid a woman has been in her choice of husband or profession, I won’t kill them, no matter how good the money is. But if you have a guy you want taken out, I’m your girl as long as he’s earned that bloody end, of course. I’m not a complete monster.
And yes, I was diagnosed as having a borderline personality disorder, but I’m not a full-on psychopath. My disorder was brought on by trauma, which is why I only kill bad guys. I like getting payback for those who can’t do it themselves, and yes, I do get paid extremely well for doing something I really, really enjoy. Don’t judge.
Killing someone is, in some ways, a little like seduction. You need to take your time. Let them come to you. Make them feel like they’re in control. And when the moment is right, you take their breath away.
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